5 CommentsSometimes LFC branches off into politics, or personal stories or tales of how I can eat the entire right side of the Taco Bell menu in one sitting my great adventures.But I like to get back to my roots... making fun of people. What can I say, it's a gift.Previously we had explored the vast pool of... [More]

0 CommentsLast night i was inspired. It's not easy finding a muse... encountering someone that sparks something in you to do something great, something epic, something that will be talked about long after you're gone.I have found that someone.His flowing hair, his chiseled body, his boyish charm, and his com... [More]

1 Commentsi don't have a rant against twitter, but rather against the people who bash twitter without really knowing what they're bashing. YES I'M TALKING TO YOU MYSPACE ADDICT WHO ONLY USES CAPS TO WRITE. it's okay when *I* use all caps, but not you. you go away.so you're hearing about twitter on the news, o... [More]

0 Commentsi'm pretty fired up as of late. not about my usual stuff, like how we're out of coke zero at work, or how last week's spray tan is fading, giving me that oh-so-desirable leper look i was going for.no, i'm talking about bigger issues... politics, morality, where our country is headed, kim kardashian... [More]

0 Comments"If ever a time should come when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of it's experienced Patriots to prevent it's ruin."-Samuel Adams Tomorrow marks the day that many frustrated Americans will come together and protest the current admi... [More]

0 Comments A-Rod does not wash his hands after using the bathroom. We have eyewitnesses. And just think where his hands have been. What do you get when you cross Hymen Street with the Peter Lik Gallery? Finding an iPhone on Buttermilk Mountain is not the same as finding a needle in a haystack. It's act... [More]

0 Commentsi just had to sound off on this topic for a moment.ok, so we give AIG like a bajillion* dollars, and they turn around and give a tiny minute** portion of that to their executives.and what's the problem exactly?initially, it sounds like a terrible thing to do. something only a BIG BAD CORPORATE GIANT... [More]

0 Comments[Do you like blue cheesing dressing]Only on The Wedge. If you've ever had a Wedge, you know what I'm talking about.[Have you ever smoked cigarettes]Only the secondhand kind. I'm totally addicted.[Do you own a gun]I don't think so. But I think there's some rule that when you live in Texas, you're s... [More]

0 Commentskhan had a lot of wrath let me tell you. dude was hard up for some revenge on shatner, but as we all know, shatner prevails. i mean, he IS the spokesperson for smith & hassler, personal injury lawyers.ok, so the legends were true... the wrath of khan was definitely better than the first star tre... [More]

1 CommentsA meme all about me. Since talking about me is what I do best, especially with meme's. I have bolded what I have done before... too bad it didn't list "drink 14 bottles of Moet in one day" or "stalk Jack Bauer", since that's pretty much what I do ALL DAY EVERY DAY. Started your own blog. Who woul... [More]