1 CommentsNo surprises here.  Mocking these pathetic losers very cool people is what I do best.  This is proof that hotornot.com still exists in all it's tragic glory. I will start off with a bang:   Barb and I have two girls ages 18 and 5. I like dancing and going to the track when the w... [More]

1 CommentsIn this age of social media, we are inundated with a constant stream of news, information, gossip, crotch shots, opinions, status updates and Sweet Lady Gaga what the HELL is she wearing?! I realize I am a contributor to the noise, what with my political ramblings, boob tweets and random linkage, b... [More]

3 CommentsLately it seems as though I've been giving unsolicited totally requested advice for troubled couples.  Not sure why...  Bryan and I are unhealthy role models.  Our marriage consists of bartering, political and religious debates, scorekeeping and brutal YESYOULOOKFATINTHATOUTFIT honest... [More]

1 CommentsSo I'm watching tv volunteering at an old folks' home, and I see a Twix commercial that basically condones cheating on your significant other. My FIRST reaction?  I got offended, and thought to myself, "that's terrible, they shouldn't be encouraging that.  I am outraged!" But then I real... [More]

0 CommentsEveryone likes to hear/read nice things about themselves.  Especially me.  And not only do I like to read them, but I like to re-post them here so everyone I know can read them too.  And discuss.  About how awesome I am.  A fellow blogger posted a note on his Facebook page ... [More]

8 CommentsAs we all know, life isn't always fluffy.  Or bubbly.  Or pink.  Mmmm, reminds me of the Vueve Rose I partook in last weekend.  What?  Oh sorry I blacked out there for the minute. I was recently made aware that an acquiantance of mine - a gorgeous, sweet, stunningly-adorabl... [More]

10 Commentsso recently a girlfriend of mine, who no doubt was drunk totally sober, sent me a text message from her 2-year old.  hilarity ensued.   "eve wanted to show you something!" which translates to "my daughter has more hello kitty stuff than you, even though she's only two-and-a-half.  ... [More]

9 CommentsHot or Not...  a virtual cesspool of hunky, eligible bachelors that makes me long for singlehood again.  Ladies, YOU'RE WELCOME.       "Hi just a normal bloke looking for some normal conversation with normal people around the world.  Love to chat, not looking for ... [More]

1 Commentsi am supposed to be that person that gets rich because she invented something that made you go "DUR why didn't i think of that?" and millions of them are sold and before you know it she's sitting on oprah's couch telling other women that they can do it too and making them feel empowered all while so... [More]

10 Commentsi have always thought of myself as a healthy person.  i'm not allergic to anything, i have all my appendages, i get to check "no" next to all the family history boxes at the doctor's office, and all my moles are under control.  except this one that keeps changing color and size, but i hear... [More]