4 CommentsHot or Not...  a virtual cesspool of hunky, eligible bachelors that makes me long for singlehood again.  Ladies, YOU'RE WELCOME.       "Hi just a normal bloke looking for some normal conversation with normal people around the world.  Love to chat, not looking for ... [More]

0 Commentsi am supposed to be that person that gets rich because she invented something that made you go "DUR why didn't i think of that?" and millions of them are sold and before you know it she's sitting on oprah's couch telling other women that they can do it too and making them feel empowered all while so... [More]

5 Commentsi have always thought of myself as a healthy person.  i'm not allergic to anything, i have all my appendages, i get to check "no" next to all the family history boxes at the doctor's office, and all my moles are under control.  except this one that keeps changing color and size, but i hear... [More]

0 CommentsApparently anything I have to say these days can be condensed into 140 characters or less.  Which works most of the time, but those days when I need to embellish and put that extra fluff into my stories, LFC is where it's at.  My very own pink page that lets me be as self-deprecating and... [More]

2 CommentsI was thinking about some of my childhood memories this morning and wanted to share.  Not sure *why* I was reminiscing, but it sure is more interesting than my job.   Forts.  I was obsessed with making forts.  And I'm not talking about boring 1-room forts - no, mine took days... [More]

3 Commentswe played dogsitter to my parents' great dane last week.  on saturday, i went to a baby shower and then to get my nails did with fefa.  as we were sitting in our 2-person suite enjoying mimosas, i got the following phone call from bryan: bryan:  "hey.  you're not going to believ... [More]

8 CommentsSometimes LFC branches off into politics, or personal stories or tales of how I can eat the entire right side of the Taco Bell menu in one sitting my great adventures.But I like to get back to my roots... making fun of people. What can I say, it's a gift.Previously we had explored the vast pool of... [More]

0 CommentsLast night i was inspired. It's not easy finding a muse... encountering someone that sparks something in you to do something great, something epic, something that will be talked about long after you're gone.I have found that someone.His flowing hair, his chiseled body, his boyish charm, and his com... [More]

1 Commentsi don't have a rant against twitter, but rather against the people who bash twitter without really knowing what they're bashing. YES I'M TALKING TO YOU MYSPACE ADDICT WHO ONLY USES CAPS TO WRITE. it's okay when *I* use all caps, but not you. you go away.so you're hearing about twitter on the news, o... [More]

0 Commentsi'm pretty fired up as of late. not about my usual stuff, like how we're out of coke zero at work, or how last week's spray tan is fading, giving me that oh-so-desirable leper look i was going for.no, i'm talking about bigger issues... politics, morality, where our country is headed, kim kardashian... [More]