deeper meaning.
I’ve been having some odd dreams lately. Which isn’t really out of the ordinary for me – I dream very vividly every night. But lately they’ve involved celebrities… more so than usual.Recently I dreamt that I cheated on my husband with Nick Lachey and Jennifer Aniston. And as I walked Nick to his plane, I told him I was married and there was no future for us. Obviously this dream was completely absurd – there’s definitely a future for me and Nick.
In another dream, I was at church with my dad, and I went into the bathroom to find Pamela Anderson and Courtney Love making out. I yelled at them about how they needed to find someplace else to make out – church is not the place, people! Geez.
And then the other night, I dreamt that I was giving Jessica Simpson advice on her career, and we were totally bff.
So what do you make of these dreams? There’s gotta be some deep meaning behind it all.
Or perhaps I should stop reading US Weekly before I go to bed and turn E! off while I sleep. Perhaps.
posted on Friday, March 17, 2006
9 Comments:
My professional opinion; it seems clear to me that you are having shopping withdrawal. Pay attention, I know what I'm talking about here.
It's clear to me that Hollywood is targeting you with its deadly Mind Control Ray. You need to wrap your head in aluminum foil before you go to bed.
It probably means you have to switch careers to hollywood! The newspapers and media are going to write your future blog(s)!! Fame and fortune are calling you!!!
it means you are secretly in love with your mother. thats what some whack character named freud said anyway.
Actually, I think it means you should stop eating spicy food while reading US magazine right before bed. Either that or your husband is whispering strange things in your ear while you sleep as part of some insidious dream experiment. One of those, anyway.
hmmmm, all good theories indeed.
and you should know i have decided to incorporate the word 'indeed' into my vocabulary more. it makes me sound more educated, dontcha think?
i have admit however, that fefa's assessment of my situation sounds pretty right on. maybe i should have HER whisper into BRYAN'S eat while he sleeps...
I charge extra for that...
Maybe there's something to this whole "whispering in the ear" thing. I think I'll start tonight with "do the laundry". Something practical.
I don't want to sound all like..."OmG me too!!!" like a stalker or something, but....
OMG Me too!!! I've been having the weirdest dreams EVER lately!!! I can't even remember some of the funny ones that I've had recently. I've chalked it up to the fact that I quit smoking (Again)so the lack of nicotine is affecting my brain cells.