LittleFluffyCloud

dumb blonde.

i can be really just DUMB sometimes. sometimes a thought will run through my head, and i'll think "did i actually just think that?" or worse, i blurt out what i'm thinking, and totally make a fool of myself. luckily, that usually only happens around my husband, and for some reason he finds it endearing. whatever.

  • i just realized about a year ago that the letter "w" is pronounced "double u", like two u's put together. i just always pronounced it dubbayou, like it was it's own word.
  • u-haul. again, just another word to me. but it's actually like YOU HAUL. like you haul your own stuff. amazing.
  • i used to read a lot of nancy drew as a kid, and she always talked about breaking into a door using a credit card. so one time, in front of my friends, i was acting like i was breaking into a locked door with my credit card - via the keyhole. they were like "what are you doing?" when they explained how it was done, i was mortified.
  • one time i shut my car door with my keys still in it. i freaked out. here i am, at a gas station in the ghetto with my keys in my car. i called a locksmith, only to have him show up and tell me that my car is unlocked, but yes, the keys are in it.
  • bryan and i were watching a dog show on tv, and when the daschunds were on, i said "i don't like dushhounds." i didn't realize these were pronounced like 'doxen', i just always thought those were two different breeds.
  • what about the word 'breakfast'? just broke down that word the other day - i was enlightened.
i'm sure there's more, but i can't think of any. for now, these should suffice in reflecting my true ditziness.

posted on Thursday, June 08, 2006

6 Comments:

By Fefa, at 6/08/2006 11:30 AM  

Oh Chevy, you are just too leg it, too leg it to quit.

By Chevy, at 6/09/2006 8:53 AM  

ah yes, the 'legit' episode. another one of my finer blonde moments. thanks for the reminder fe.

By Thomas, at 6/10/2006 12:07 AM  

I don't care what you say, Chevy. I don't think you are dumb.

But I have been wrong before.

By Croaker, at 6/12/2006 5:48 AM  

Who wants to be smart anyway, being dumb gives us more things to laugh about.

By Chris Cope, at 6/14/2006 8:35 PM  

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By Chris Cope, at 6/14/2006 8:36 PM  

When you get that Mercutio line in Shakespeare -- "Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man" -- it's going to be epiphanous.

(PS -- You'll note I had to comment twice, because I misspelled a word in my first comment)

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