rebecca joy and baby e.
within the past week, i have found out that two of my closest friends are pregnant.wow.
that really made me sit down and re-evaluate my life. does my life have purpose, and where am i headed? and i came up with one conclusion.
i will look much, much skinnier when i stand next to them.
now if only i could convince my other friends to get pregnant.......
in all seriousness, i love you both, and look forward to buying your babies obnoxious gifts like skull tees and baby jewelry from the paris hilton collection. let the shopping begin.
posted on Thursday, August 03, 2006
5 Comments:
I've got a pretty good hunch that everyone in the crew will snap right back to their size 0-4 in no time...and Chevy, boobs get bigger with pregnancy. Do you really think you can handle that?
Chevy: "Bryan, call Dr P., STAT!"
Bryan: "Why?"
Chevy: "I need more cc's!"
Bryan: "Sweeeeeeeet" (dials the number...or hits the programmed speed dial button)
You're a dork. I don't think I need to be pregnant for you to feel skinny next to me. Afterall, you do way like 95 lbs. As for the skull tees, feel free to by as much obnoxious clothing as you want. It is like I told my sister-in-law, they grow out of clothes in about 2 weeks so I won't feel bad when I end up giving it away ;)
There is an awesome store called Chase's Closet on the corner of west grey and Shepherd. Look it up on line. It's owned by T-boz from TLC - I bought my niece an adorable Puma track suite from there and a t-shirt that says My Aunt is Hot. They have really funny hip clothes there for babys and toddlers and expectant mothers.
May I suggest the horribly offensive kid's tshirts from http://www.tshirthell.com/babyhell.shtml ? I especially liked the one that read "Mommy just wanted a backrub" and "Mommy drinks because I cry".
Of course, I'm told I have a sick sense of humor.
vixen: first off, love the shirt. and get out of my koolaid beoyotch. and then let me borrow it. and you have dr. p on your speed dial too??
becca: touche.
sass: i'll check it out! thx!
geek: gift registries were created for people like us.