LittleFluffyCloud

cowboy carnage.

[does someone love you]
somemanies love me. especially because i make up my own words.

[know anyone named dave]
the question is, does dave know me? 'cause that's what really matters.

[ever kissed anyone with a name that starts with J]
oh crikey. YES. i had two long-term boyfriends (yes, life once existed before the peters came along)... one was named jason, the other named jay. jason came before jay, and several times when i was with jay, i would start saying "ja..." and caught myself before i said "...son". *phew*

[anyone ever mistaken you for a family member]
everyone tells me and my cousin molly we look and act alike. which we get a big kick out of, since she's adopted. good times.

[ever tried propel water]
it's all i drink. lemon-flavored.

[color of walls of your parent's bedroom]
how the f*** should i know???!!! i make it a point not to go in there. ever since i was 12 and walked in on them. that'll scar a kid.

[do you think hair extensions look skanky]
not if they're on me.

[are you named after a grandparent]
thank goodness NO. my grandparent's names are leta, joyce, oliver and jerry. another way to scar a kid. i am actually named after the biblical princess, DUH.

[where is your cell phone]
get out of my kool-aid.

[say you were given a drug test right now. would you pass or fail]
mom? is that you?

[are you taller than 5'6"]
heck ya. but only by an inch.

[do you know anyone in jail or prison]
i do not associate with such people.

[what is your best friend's dad's name]
this is gonna be hard, since i have like 12 best friends. bryan's dad is gordon. allyce's dad is mr. obese allyce, ashley's is pastor golden, nece's is mr. whatever-her-maiden-name-is, erin's is rabbi gordon, amber's is mr. vixen, and fefa was immaculately conceived.

[how old are you]
30 and holding. <---agreed amber.

[last person to send you a text]
texts are SO 2005. i only send emails via my smartphone.

[ever drive into the ghetto to buy drugs]
i actually live IN the ghetto, and people don't drive into our parts. the drug dealer walks around with a shopping cart, and shows people shirts he's selling. depending on which one you buy, is the type of drug you're buying. what's sad is, i am not kidding. bryan and i do this on weekends when we're bored... peek out our third-floor window and watch it go down. and no, we don't call the cops, this is what keeps our local economy thriving.

[last restaurant you went to]
vincent's on thursday for kcdc.

[what is the weather like today]
typical houston. muggy, grody and hot.

[last voicemail you received]
shakespeare... bitching me out for not being in the photo shoot with allyce on tuesday. what-eva! her muscles would block out my face.

[what did you do yesterday]
did my best impression of a manatee. slept, ate fat, slept more, ate more fat, then went to bed. i know this is what a manatee does because bryan and i adopted a manatee (thanks wu!) named flicker. she is laaazy, just like her mom.

[first thing you would do with 5 million dollars]
shop, travel, party, shop.

[what nationalities are you]
french, english and white trash. i married into mennonite germans. eeks, what a combo.

[how many hours did you sleep last night]
too many.

[any upcoming concerts you want to attend]
buzzfest... can we say smashing pumpkins? i am so bummed i can't go... we will be in playa del carmen, which i guess isn't too bad.

[last person you felt was stalking you]
i am never the stalkee, always the stalker.

[if all of your friends were going on a road trip, would you]
yes. because we kind of operate as ONE. kc tends to travel in packs.

[how much money do you have]
whatever it is, it's never enough.

[do you swear at your parents]
no way. i am that 30-year old that is still lives in fear of my parents.

[have you cried today]
i haven't picked up my zoloft prescription in 4 days, so what do you think?

[ever crawled through a window]
no, i use the door.

[are you photogenic]
apparently you've never met me.

[where do you spend most of your money]
mortgage and travel. and champagne.

[do you have a tattoo]
been contemplating this. stay tuned.

[every changed your clothes while in a vehicle]
i'm sure i have. gotta give those truckers their kicks.

[what are you doing in 2008]
i only think in terms of traveling... so i would say new york, possibly isreal (haven't told bryan that yet, sshhh), and i'm sure a vegas or miami thrown in there, since we can't seem to go a year without going to one or both of them.

[what is your ringtone]
nerd alert: the ctu ring from 24. jack rules.

[doing tonight]
watching the bachelor and laundry. i live quite the exciting lifestyle. watch out.

[doing tomorrow]
same shit, different show.

[who did you last message on myspace]
shein.

[opinion on sex without emotional commitment]
you mean marriage? i support it.

[does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do]
no, because i am that person.

[what did you dress up as for your first halloween]
don't remember, but i was never allowed to dress up as something "satanic" (ie witch, goblin, devil, etc). i always dressed as either an angel, a princess, or something equally as fluffy. which explains why still, at the age of 30, i run around in tutus and tiaras. blame my parents.

[favorite disney movie]
little mermaid and sleeping beauty. good times.

[wallpaper on your phone]
skull and pistols. i'm such a rebel.

posted on Monday, October 08, 2007