LittleFluffyCloud

well it's time to change, you got to re-arrange...

bonus if you get that reference. i say bonus, but you won't really get anything, so don't get too excited.

i haven't edited my top 5 list in awhile, and it is time. there are too many hot celebs out there just waiting to do me, and i would hate to have to tell them 'no' simply because i had not yet added them. and that would pretty much suck. bryan would be all "ha ha! you can't do him!" and i would be all "shut up peters, you're going DOWN."

i give you... My Top 5.

Number 5.
Josh Duhamel. He was previously my Number 3, but I had to bump him down a little. First, there's the Fergie association. Don't get me wrong, she's fierce and has a great voice, but she's all tranny-ish. Bless her heart. Secondly, he has limited exposure. You know how it goes, outta sight outta mind. Josh, your brief appearance in Transformers wasn't enough for me to keep you at 3. C'mon back to me baby.

Number 4.
Ben Affleck. Ben and I have a long history together. One day he's on my list, the next he's off. Apparently he isn't devoted enough to make this relationship work. But I have forgiven him, and judging solely by his recent Details cover, I have decided to give him another chance. I know, I know, I deserve better. Why I put up with his shenanigans, I don't know.

Number 3.
Brad Womack. A newcomer to LFC's Top 5 list... I hope he takes this opportunity and uses it to his advantage. Or uses me to his advantage. All I can say is - WOW. Sweet, hot, cute, generous, successful and from Texas? It's like he was MADE FOR ME.

Number 2.
Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Gosling. I know I breached protocol by putting two people in one spot, but I don't think my attraction level for either one of them is enough - but the two together (not together) definitely equals one slot on the list. Unfortunately for me, I wouldn't get to do them unless both of them approached me at the exact same time wanting some lovin'. Then, and only then, could I accept their proposal. This is lowering my chances of getting my encounter, but I am goin' for it.

Number 1.
David Beckham. ME-OW. Plus, having him on my list comes with perks. If he and I did it, then I could totally be Posh's friend and we could go shopping together and throw up together and get plastic surgery together and... oh the list goes on. She and I have quite the future ahead of us. Maybe I am just using David to get to Victoria. But don't tell him that, I'd hate for him to hold that against me.

And there ya go. My deepest apologies go to the sad losers that were bumped... Teddy, Simon, Matthew, and all the other ones that have made previous lists. It's not you, it's me.

posted on Wednesday, October 03, 2007