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too hard to resist.

i use flickr, which i love, to store random photos and browse through amazing photography. but every once in awhile, i run across an *interesting* photo.
after some exploring, i have learned and delved into flickr's dark side. for every couple of super-cute, super-sweet or super-cool photos, there are one of these:



that's right. trannies.
they're everywhere on flickr. why they feel the need to congregate amongst the normal people, i don't know. i can't decide if i like it because it gives me something to make fun of, or if i'm completely terrified of it. but either way, i'm going in for the kill.

probably the most obvious thing about these "women" is that besides not being born with a vajaja or tatas, they also were born without a natural sense of fashion. as shown in the example above, pairing a circa 1993 shoulder cut-out top with adult-size bloomers and black knee-high boots... well, it's just a big no-no.

here we see a woman (picturing me using air quotes about 500 times during this post), not only dressing out of style, but not her age. dressing your age is a huge factor in looking trendy, and this woman has missed the mark.




























here is a common mistake... wearing control-top panty hoses that are visible. who wears those anymore anyways?


and ladies, i can't stress how important it is to dress your size. i realize you want to fit into those size small underpants, but you risk the dreadful muffin top, as displayed here:


we'll use this woman again to show the importance of wearing makeup. makeup completes an outfit, and just imagine how beautiful she'd be with her pearl choker and blue dress if she just added a touch of blush and mascara:


here this woman decided to spice her outfit up by adding a touch of color on top. this is a bold and sometimes positive fashion move, but she fails to hit the mark. mainly because she failed to shave her arms, which draws the eye down from said fashion attempt:


posture and stance are key elements in looking elegant, beautiful and put-together. some ways you shouldn't sit or pose are indicated here:



oh, and bless her heart. it's okay honey, we've ALL been there... inadvertently flashing your underthings:


here we have a mistake that is common among many women... trying to do too many trends in one outfit:


on your special day, remember, less is more. wedding makeup should be simple and understated, to bring out your natural beauty. perhaps red lipstick wasn't the right choice here:


and one can't forget the importance of keeping a tidy home. a quick run-through with your vacuum and several trash bags can help you avoid this:


perhaps i should start a school. i can teach these women so much. LIKE THE FACT THAT THEY'RE MEN.

posted on Wednesday, April 16, 2008