surely i keep a knife in my desk.
would it be bad if i killed a co-worker? i mean really, they wouldn't put someone cute like me in jail, would they?i might just have to chance it. or at the very least, cut off an arm or something. anything. i need my sanity back, and i think my sanity is directly tied to whether this person is in pain or not.
posted on Friday, June 06, 2008
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I don't know what the statistics are on this, but I'm sure lots of people die in front of buses every day. Surely, someone in your office has a bus schedule. No need for a knife and harder to be implicated in the "tragic accident".
Not that I'd know personally, mind...
Do it. I dare you.
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One word. METRO. ha ha!