i'm just sayin'.
some things that bother me. in preparation for any time you're around me. now you know.- clipping your nails at work. there is a time and place for everything, and clipping your nails in your office is simply wrong. i don't care if you have your own office, i can still hear it. and every snip is a harsh reminder that you are voluntarily cutting off parts of your body within a 10-foot radius of where i am sitting. which is not acceptable.
- men saying "bless your heart". this is a common phrase that i say, as do many other women. but hearing a man saying it... well, man-that-says-bless-your-heart, you might as well cut off your balls and carry them around in a crocheted satchel.
- people that feel the need to carry on conversation in the elevator... with strangers. look, just because we are sharing the same airspace for 23 seconds doesn't mean you have the right to become my new bff.
posted on Wednesday, July 09, 2008
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I can't even think of a scenario in which I would use the phrase "bless your heart."
While playing ping pong with Macon today, I bent down to pick up a ball and found a girl's toe nail peeling. That's right, read it again. A girl's TOE NAIL peeled off and laying on the carpet. Very odd, and slightly disgusting.