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A-Rod does not wash his hands after using the bathroom. We have eyewitnesses. And just think where his hands have been.
What do you get when you cross Hymen Street with the Peter Lik Gallery?
Finding an iPhone on Buttermilk Mountain is not the same as finding a needle in a haystack. It's actually quite easy.
3 blondes + 3 asians = a Vivid Entertainment producer's dream.
When a stewardess gives you a Bloody Mary and a small bottle of Skyy Vodka, you're supposed to combine the two. Not drink separately.
2 drinks at a high altitude are the same as 4 drinks at sea level. We do not have video proof of this however.
Tablecloths can be used as jump-ropes. Sort of.
If you want to swim in a stranger's hot tub, it is perfectly acceptable to ask said stranger for use of their personal swim trunks.
Orgasms can be reached by merely partaking in the sushi offered at Matsuhisa.
The orgasms are to keep you happy when you receive the bill.
Cougars are said to frequent downtown Aspen and leave tracks in the shape of Gucci boots.
TexMex eaten anywhere outside of Tex or Mex is to be eaten at your own risk.
The Hooter's Ski Team would be more appropriately named The Hot Girls That Just Spray Tanned And Sit In The Lodge Looking Cute And Not Skiing Team. I secretly wished I could join.