[Do you like blue cheesing dressing]
Only on The Wedge. If you've ever had a Wedge, you know what I'm talking about.
[Have you ever smoked cigarettes]
Only the secondhand kind. I'm totally addicted.
[Do you own a gun]
I don't think so. But I think there's some rule that when you live in Texas, you're supposed to have one, so it's probably under my Stetson or in my barn. Y'all.
[What's your favorite drink at Starbucks]
Water. It goes well with the Lemon Pound Cake.
[Do you get nervous before doctor appointments]
There's gotta be a name for it. Like doctorphobia, or some other more creative word. Whatever it is, I got it.
[What do you think of hot dogs]
I don't.
[Favorite Christmas song]
The entire album '3 Ships' by Yes. It's a Posey thing.
[What do you prefer to drink in the morning]
I prefer to drink mimosas. 12 of them. But I actually drink water. Maybe one day what I prefer and what is actual will be one and the same. A girl can dream.
[Can you do push-ups]
No, but I can play Freecell like nobody's business.
[What's your favorite piece of jewelry]
My wedding ring. Thanks Papa Vic.
[Favorite hobbies]
Things I don't do - like rock-climbing or base-jumping or traveling with Greenpeace. Mine are way less exciting, so let's just use those.
[What's one trait you hate about yourself]
That I don't wear tutu's often enough. Luckily it's one of my New Year's resolutions.
[Middle name]
Danielle.
[Name 3 drinks you regularly drink]
Champagne. Champagne. Squirt.
[Current worry right now]
That I'm too phat. Or fat. I can't remember which.
[Current hate right now]
Mouth breathers.
[Favorite place to be]
First-class.
[Like to travel]
Is ya mama fat?
[Do you own slippers]
Like 18 pairs.
[What color shirt are you wearing]
I like my shirts like I like my men: Black.
[Could you ever make it on the show Survivor]
No way. I'm more of a Celebrity Rehab contender.
[What songs do you sing in the shower]
Boyz II Men. True story.
[Favorite girl names]
Besides my own? Ew.
[Favorite boy names]
"Gimme Your Credit Card." At least I think that's his name. He answers to it.
[What's in your pocket right now]
Not a Little Debbie.
[Last thing that made you laugh]
Sleep-walking dog. Bless his heart.
[Worst injury you've ever had]
Injuries are a good thing. They usually come with vicodin.
[Do you love where you live]
2 minutes from work, 1 minute from Taco Bell, and 5 minutes from Spec's, so YES. The placement of our home was indeed intentional.
[How many TV's do you have in your house]
Enough to keep 24, ESPN and Seinfeld running all day every day. It's like a dreamland...
[Who is your loudest friend]
Me. But as a theater major, I was trained to PROJECT, people. I can't control it.
[Does someone have a crush on you]
Nigga please.
[What is your favorite candy]
Yes please.
[Favorite sports team]
The one where I get to drink beer while I watch them. Or not watch them.
[What were you doing at 12 am last night]
Dreaming.
[What is your favorite holiday]
Arbor Day.
[What are your plans for tomorrow]
Lather, rinse, repeat.