found a random meme on someone's blog that i thought was cute. of course,
this guy's is way crazier than mine would
ever be, but i thought i'd give it a shot. all while probably giving out way too much information about myself. then again, i've always been too eager to share my war stories, so some of you may be bored.
1. got caught on a barbed wire fence at midnight, running from a witch's house. i am now the proud owner of two 6-inch scars on my left leg. i am so hard core. don't mess with me beoyotches. unless you're a witch. i will run from you.
2. wore a tutu. in public. 3 times. in the past year.
3. filed my own taxes every year since i was 18. the whole shebang - itemizing, deducting, self-employment.
4. fedex'd woody harrelson's personal shaving kit (made of hemp of course) back to him at his movie set in arizona.
5. read 'war and peace' in one weekend when i was 8 years old.
6. convinced a friend that she couldn't go back to michael jordan's hotel room after he had just finished fingering her on the dance floor of the club that we were at.
on second thought, knowing ol' mike, you HAVE done this before. that boy gets around.
7. rode on the back of a motorcycle in december while it was raining from houston to austin.
8. went to the fantasy & fetish ball in vegas on my wedding night.
(crikey, that is a LOT worse than it sounds. it's a costume ball people, and we split early in the evening.)
9. had my nose broken by a great dane.
10. wrote as a columnist for a social magazine.
ok, so mine are a tad boring. but really, i am only posting this to hear what
fefa's are. and they will be GREAT. i know one of this involves working as a pepto bismol promotions girl (complete with pink chaps and a holster), and another may involve the sale of illegal narcotics. good times.