Hot or Not... a virtual cesspool of hunky, eligible bachelors that makes me long for singlehood again. Ladies, YOU'RE WELCOME.
"Hi just a normal bloke looking for some normal conversation with normal people around the world. Love to chat, not looking for relationship. Also curious to see how others rate me."
Is it just me, or is this Pacey in 10 years? Or now maybe? I don't think he's done anything since Dawson's Creek, except date Diane Kruger, whose wardrobe I covet. But I digress...
"When in doubt smoke it out."
I couldn't have said it better. This motto will lead you to do great things in life. And by great things I mean absolutely nothing, loser.
"My ex's say im a complete & utter b'stardo but dont worry thats just sour grapes. I dont like to waste my time on idle chit-chat, if i do talk to u its gonna be something of great significance like get back in the kitchen wench."
Your fly's down.
"Yes, I'm a WASP (White Angle Saxon Protestant) and a little drama is OK but jeez watch the passion-how can I watch TV if you're sitting on my lap? I prefer a well set, supper table combined with a great meal while watching Katy (Couric). Next, outside to play with my dogs, then inside shop to survey my perennial MG TC rebuild. Just tighten a few spokes tonite. Any way I've lowered my IQ requirement but please watch your vocabulary. Instead of the irritating "uncomfortable" or "not interested" how bout the more middle class "give me a break" or "whatever". Continuing on typical nite of WASP. Forgetting to knock on bathroom door, "Oh jee whiz honey I didn't know you were drying off from the shower-you look great." A closing heads up, if you have breast tatts, wear a freaking tee shirt... WHY COULDN'T YOU GUYS BE LIKE SMILING BETTER? THAT'S RITE, SMILING BETTY."
I hate to break it to you, but your biggest problem isn't a woman forgetting to knock... it's those jean shorts, the shovel and referring to yourself as an acronym.
"Early thirty year old man looking for a Significant other. I like the outdoors alot. I snowbobile, fourwheel and currently live on a lake. I am the owner of a successful business. I love my little girl and spend as much time as I can with her. I listen to pretty much anything for music but my favorite is hip-hop but I am a fan of rock. Especially AC/DC. the concert was one of the best times of my life. My real only goal in life is to be happy."
Oh man, good thing you "spray-canned" over the logo in the back. Otherwise that company would have sued the pants off of you for not giving them advertising rights in your Hot-or-Not ad, which is surely generating millions of hits a day. Way to protect yourself, bro. Underneath that snazzy short-sleeved button-down and modest moustache lies one legal-savvy guy.
"Hi I am a 30 year old man who is seeking for a single female for friendship and possibly more. 20+ only please."
I suspect the "20+" requirement is something his parole officer made him put in, so as not to find himself in the same position as he did last year. And if you're wondering where that treasure trail leads, it's right to the trailer park. Hot dayum.
"Hello I am 49 year old single never married male. I am quiet and easy going. My interests include computers, music and movies. I live on a 1.5 acre lot with my ShihTzu dog."
Hundred bucks says his dead mother's body is rotting in the tub next to him.
"Hi ladies, like everyone here I am a unique individual with an abundance of desires to explore the unknown!"
Like the unknown world of exclamation points! And mullets! And cargo shorts! My head is too small for my body! But that doesn't stop me from my desires!
