3 Commentsthat's it. i have officially run out of things to say to you people. i have no jokes, no exxagerated stories, no funny anecdotes, not even a flirtatious shout-out to miss p.
wait, scratch that last one. what's up paris... call me!

so here's a post for ya, that requires even less thought than a quiz. i'm really only posting this to give a shout-out to amberlicious, my disney-lovin' soul sister and loyal member of dr. p.'s fan club. she's not just a member, she's a client. this was originally posted by her, so thanks amber for giving me some much-needed material.

[Rock Star Name] First Pet + Current Street Name
Jersey Union
"Thank you Houston! Good night!"

[Movie Star Name] Grandmother on Mom's Side + Favorite Candy
Leta Swedish Fish
Hmmm, doesn't have much stage presence, does it?

[Fly Girl Name] First Initial of First Name + First Three Letters of Middle Name
S-Dan
LAME. This game sucks.

[Detective Name] Favorite Color + Favorite Animal
Pink Zebra
I don't like zebras all that much, but I decided to switch things up a bit. Unless I wanna be billed as "Leta Swedish Fish", I'm gonna have to make some of my own rules around here.

[Soap Opera Name] Middle Name + Birth City
Danielle Nacogdoches
With a name like that, I would end up being the one that's bitch-slapped by everyone.

[Star Wars Name] First Three Letters of Last Name + First Two Letters of First Name + First Two Letters of Mom's Maiden Name + First Three Letters of Town You Grew Up In
Petsavanac
Very nice. Too bad I'm cool and not a Big Fat Dork.

[Terrorist Name] Middle Name Spelled Backwards + Mom's Maiden Name Spelled Backwards
Elleinad Troucniallav
I am a Russian terrorist, no? Now go get me some vodka.

[Superhero Name] Favorite Color + Favorite Drink
Pink Champagne
They saved the best for the last. That is my new name, period. I want everyone to start calling me that. In fact, I'm going to get the domain name now. Mine! If you get it before I do, I will track you down with my supersenses and kill you with my pinkie finger. Then I will drink pink champagne over your dead body and leave the empty bottle on top of you, which will clearly be my calling card.