so it's friday. before a holiday weekend. i don't wanna work! i have a meeting in 18 minutes, and instead i'm foodling around on lfc. is foodling a word? it should be - people make up words all the time. those hip hoppers do it, and then years later their words are in the webster's dictionary - not just the hip hop dictionary but the real one. words like bling, crunk & krill. why can't i do it too?
this post sucks.
what makes a good post...what makes a good post...what makes a good post...... i know... pictures!
i'm busting out the high-quality camera phone. i think i'll show you around my office.
first there's ME of course. my office would not be my office if i weren't in it. it would be someone else's office. so here i am, hard at work, in MY office:
look at me go. i look like i'm thinking about something like well depths, or lease provisions, or even about a vertical pool clause. but i was probably just thinking about how i should time my pee breaks so that i would run into Across-the-Hall Hot Guy at least 3 times today. it's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
here's Miss Whiskersons, my cat that brings me good fortune. one of my bff's, allyce, gave it to me. i love her (the cat, not allyce).
here's some of the stuff that i'm working on on this beautiful friday:
oooo, exciting stuff eh? i'm a map nerd.
moving on... there's always a party in my office, 'cause i got the disco ball baby! oh yeah, look at it go! ok, so it's the size of my thumbnail, but it's the most exciting thing around here, so i'll take it!
back to work people! sorry, my employees are getting out of hand again, and i have to set them straight. here i am being mad at someone:
wow, i look MEAN. watch out, or i might point my pen at you too.
oh wait! i found a stapler! i'm happy again. apparently staplers put me in a good mood:
it's shaky! this is a dog that some friends of mine gave me years ago. he's been with me since i started at this company. he sits at the front of my desk, so when people come in my office, they play with him. his name is shaky 'cause he shakes his head.
oh, and the mustache & the angry eyebrows were drawn on him by me and a co-worker one day after a margarita lunch. it was his halloween costume.
view from my office:
not bad. sometimes we get to see cool stuff like car accidents or homeless people yelling at downtown workers, or once we saw a strike! halliburton was holding a meeting in the four seasons (which is connected to us) and there were all these crazy tree-huggers out there with drums and life-size cows. it was funny to watch them get run over by the cops on the horses. that kept us entertained for like an hour.
work makes me sick sometimes, so it's always good to keep some meds nearby:
uh oh. it's mr. winky. and yes, that's what you think it is. i work with people that think they're funny, and i found this on my chair one day. normally he's not allowed out, as i usually keep him safely tucked away for that rainy day. he kinda looks like he'd double as an eraser, no? but i tried erasing something with him, and nothing happened.
well i gotta go, believe it or not, i don't get paid to post pictures of mini peni on the internet. i wish i did though - that would ROCK.
AND, i just found out that some of the girls are taking me to lunch for mojito's as a belated birthday lunch! yay!
wow, i should start wearing makeup to work. yikes.