well, this is earlier than i would normally do this, but i felt as though the timing was right. i wanted to be fair to everyone involved, and not cause more hinderances than necessary. i'd hate for anyone to be inconvenienced... or worst of all, hurt. you must know i'm doing this out of love, which is why i must move on.
i've changed my top 5 list.
there, i said it. if you are one of the unfortunate souls that will no longer hold one of the coveted spots, don't let it stop you from fighting the good fight. and perhaps there's still hope. maybe you're on someone else's top 5 list. it obviously won't be the same as being one of the privileged few that are on mine, but it's
something.....
if you're not familiar with a top 5 list, you're in the wrong place. get off of lfc, and go read some
teen angst blog about black eyeliner and dying birds. there's nothing more to see here.
but if you know what i'm referring to, and are eagerly awaiting the unveiling of this exclusive list, then keep on. you won't be disappointed.
my previous top 5 are listed
here, as are the rules and regulations of this sport. it's something i take very seriously, and i suggest that if you plan on playing along, that you research the game, your possible choices and your relationship status before participating.
THIS IS SERIOUS FOLKS - SOMEONE COULD GET HURT.
now, for the moment you've all been waiting for. i give you... MY TOP 5.
5.
Simon Rex. Hottie McHottie. But new to my list, so he's gotta work his way up. I don't feel like I
know him yet, you know? He's been on a couple WB shows, appeared on a couple of the Scary Movies, but what clenched his spot was the fact that he dated Paris. Not sure why he dumped her, they looked hot together. In fact, if he were still with her, he'd be #1 on my list. Because, well, you know.
4.
Josh Duhamel. Y-u-u-u-u-m-y. Unfortunately, I had to keep him low on the list. Not because of his chiseled face, rockin' body, sweet smile, or that boy-next-door-look I seem to prefer. But because he's dating
Fergie. I really have a problem with this. A boy like that, liking a girl like her... well there's gotta be something wrong with him. Maybe he likes girls who
pee on themselves. In which case, I can't be of any assistance to him. Therefore, he will stay #4. I can't get past that face... me likey.
3.
Nick Lachey. Let me say first of all, shut up
Thomas. That said, Nick is hot. You can't deny it. But what has forced him on to this list is his macho-i-take-cares-of-my-woman attitude. He's old-fashioned, and I'm a sucker for that. The cheesy tattoos have got to go, but I can look past them into his gorgeous blue eyes.
2.
Matthew Fox, aka Jack on Lost. Good looks, take-charge attitude, gentleman, a doctor. Ok, so
maybe I'm describing his character, but I am sure Jack, eh I mean Matthew is just like that in real life. He can take my pulse any day. Ba da bump.
1.
Teddy John. I am certain most of you don't know who he is, but I am about to tell you about this gorgeous human being. He is a model featured on 8th & Ocean... an MTV reality show. His eyes, his poofy hair, his amazing body... ROWR!
I think I love him. And I had to add him to my list since I was recently in South Beach - omg, what if Teddy would have walked up to me at Prive and he wasn't on my list?! I would have died. Soooo, had to put him on, and I imagine he'll be here for awhile. In the meantime, I refuse to delete any of my 8th & Ocean episodes off of TiVo...
So there you go. I invite others to make Top 5 Lists. I am curious as to everyone personal tastes. Except Bryan's - his is easy... blonde, white trash-tendency girls with big boobs (ie Jamie Pressley). Not sure what this says about me, though.......