Last night i was inspired.

It's not easy finding a muse... encountering someone that sparks something in you to do something great, something epic, something that will be talked about long after you're gone.

I have found that someone.

His flowing hair, his chiseled body, his boyish charm, and his comedic timing... it's awakened me, and I realized I have to share this with the world.

I give you... My 2009 Top 5 List:

#5

Brody Jenner.

Look, the guy is hot. Even if he *is* a trust-fund baby that used to be BFF's with Spencer Pratt. But I can't resist the Playboy attitude and the charming good-looks. And the fact that he finally ditched Spencer won me over completely.

#4
Cam Gigandet.
NAWM NAWM NAWM. And nawm. Seriously, nawm. I don't know this guy, but ran across him randomly in one of my gossip rags, and nawm. I would equate him to a pair of black peep-toe Christian Louboutin heels. Perfect in every way.
I will soon be Netflix'ing everything he's been in, in the hopes of bumping him up my list. And bumping him, period. Nawm. And nawm.

#3
David Beckham.
David... my love. You're gorgeous. But I feel as though our brief affair is coming to an end. And by affair I mean the time you spent listed on my top 5. It was passionate, but I had to bump ya, because the obvious-hotness you exude... well I just need more than just a pretty face.
However, I'm giving you time to redeem yourself. Why have I given you this second chance? I'll be the rope.
And seriously, ever since I wrote about Cam a couple of minutes ago, I can't get him out of my head. David, gimme something I can work with here.

#2
Ryan Reynolds.
The guys has been around awhile, and he's never quite done it for me. But his abs... oh they're new, and... seriously, I can't get Cam out of my head.
Some say my husband Bryan bears a likeness to Ryan, which is good for me. All I need to do is squint a little and I'm hookin' up with my #2 celeb.

#1
Bradley Cooper.
The guy who started it all. When he came on the screen in his black suit, Brande and I turned to eachother in unison and said "YUM."
He may not be as overly hot as say, Cam Gigandet (NAWM), but his attitude bumped him up for me. He's got that I-know-I'm-hot thing going on, and sometimes I like that in a guy. Not too much of that though, or else I'd have to bump him, for like, someone like Cam Gigandet. Nawm.

So there it is, my Top 5. I feel good, like LFC is maturing. I look back on some of the previous Top 5's, and I realize how far I've come. My tastes are changing, and I've got a hankerin' for some Cam. Nawm.