as in, i still love surveys. can't get enough of 'em. so here goes...
FavoritesGum.
Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to chew gum. Because I don't chew it, I swallow it. It's a little problem I have. So my husband has alerted those around me to not give me gum. One day
Fefa saw me about to chew (eat) gum, and she slapped me! I keep telling everyone what a b*tch she is, but no one believes me.
Restaurant.
Pappasito's. It's a Houston thing, so if you live somewhere else, it's reason enough to come here. They have this whipped butter sauce that comes with the fajitas. It is SOOO good. Oh my God, I think I just peed in my pants.
Drink.
Champagne. Nothing can compare.
Season.
Summer. Oh wait, summer=shorts, which means you gotta shave your legs. Which I hate. No need for smooth legs in the winter. So yeah, winter it is.
Late-night activity.
If you're doing things late-night, you're up to no good. And I'm a good girl.
Sport.
Ew. Unless shopping counts as a sport (which it should, considering the way Fe and I do it), in which case Yea!
Movie.
Armageddon. I have it memorized and watched it again on Sunday on DVD. Basically the worst parts of the Bible.
Store.
Forever21. The satisfaction I get while pushing over 13-year olds to get the last “I stole your boyfriend†t-shirt is indescribable. (see “Sport†above.)
When was the last time you…Cried.
Last night. Bryan keeps telling Jersey he hates her, and it upset me. I'm not kidding.
Played a sport.
Oh I get it, it's a joke! Good times.
Laughed.
Watching Saved by the Bell this morning. Crazy kids!
Kissed someone.
Bryan, this morning. Have a good day honey.
Showered.
This morning after my workout. My husband just changed the shower head and I felt like Kramer after he installed the Comando 450. Apparently shower curtain rods are not strong enough to hold a big girl like me.
Felt depressed.
On Sunday, when Bryan said he wouldn't take me to go get Taco Bell. Bastard.
Felt overworked.
Um, never? I try not to work a minute past 4:30, I have tv shows to watch.
Faked sick.
Any time I've gone too long without a sick day. I like to call them “mental health†days. You don't want me to become one of those crazy people that goes into work with a gun do you?
What was the last…Words you said.
“You get me those reports, or it's your head!†or whatever it is Executives like me are supposed to say.
Thing you ate.
Peaches out of a can. I think I bought Randall's-brand because they were on sale or something, but it wasn't worth it. They sucked. Kinda like this post.
Song you listened to.
Britney Spears, Toxic. While working out.
Last thing you drank.
Barq's Root Beer. Did you know Barq's is the only brand that has caffeine in their root beer? Root beer is naturally caffeine-free. Little known fact. Feel free to use that little tidbit at a cocktail party. You'll be a hit.
Place you went.
YMCA, Downtown Houston.
Movie you saw.
V is for Vendetta. Expect a post very soon about how much this movie ROCKED.
Movie you rented.
Four Brothers. And who rents movies? It's 2006, it's called Netflix.
Who was the last person you…Hugged.
Bryan.
Cried over.
When Bryan hit me – I mean, I fell down the stairs.
Instant messaged.
Wide Wu. The widest of them all.
Danced with.
Jersey. She's a great dancer – she slobbers on my shoulder and has toxic puppy breath, but she's light on her feet.
Shared a secret.
I don't share secrets. I'm a vault. So gimme all your secrets, trust me, they're safe with me. Really. I swear.
Slept in a bed with.
Bryan. And
Jersey. Do they make bigger than a King-size bed? ‘Cause that ain't cutting it for a 6'5†man, a girl with big tatas, and a great dane.
Fought with.
Bryan. He wanted to have sex on the couch, and I wanted to do it on the kitchen counter. We compromised and didn't do it at all.
Went to a movie with.
Bryan,
Paul & Allyce. We loaded up on candy at Walgreen's beforehand - none of that sucky movie candy. Like Nerds on a Rope.
Saw.
See above.
Were angry with.
My boss. Don't get me started. But what matters now, is that he left yesterday for London. Wahoo!
Have you ever:Crashed a car.
No.
Danced in the rain.
Why would someone do that?
Kissed someone?
Yes. Oh, did you mean French kiss? No way! Boys are gross!
Done drugs.
I'm high on life. Not really, but it sounds good.
Drank alcohol.
Yes please.
Partied ‘till the sun came up.
I have, and I don't like it.
Had a movie marathon.
When I got plastic surgery, my friends came over armed with junk food and champagne (which mixes well with Vicodin by the way), and we watched the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. I don't remember much, which makes me think they got me drunk and high so they could take advantage of me.
Gone too far on a dare.
Um, no. I am SO not a daring person.
Kissed someone of the same sex.
No. I likey the boys. But if Paris begged, maybe, just maybe…