re-post.

9 Commentsit's friday... woohoo!
i don't really have anything original to say, but something happened this morning that reminded me of a post i wrote back in 2004.
and if you think i'm talking about you, i probably am.
enjoy.

napoleon complex
definition: psychological inadequacy or general feelings of insufficiency; a form of overcompensating.

a good friend of mine and myself were recently discussing this disturbing disease and how it affects our society. how does one reach this mental state? is it environmentally achieved, or genetically? can one live a happy and successful life while suffering from the disorder? and how do those around the infected manage to stay sane?

she enlightened me with the following assertion, and i was quite impressed (and amused) with such an educated viewpoint. perhaps she's had more exposure to such behavior, or maybe she's had the opportunity to study the sick in a controlled climate. whatever the case, i thought i would share. we can all learn from this thesis:

sometimes, a tiny little pee pee requires more than you would think to function. i know, i know, you would think a big pee pee would indicate less brain power, but it's actually the opposite. you see, the little there is rattling around in that head of theirs is then greatly reduced by the majority of it being required down south to try to compensate for it's lacking size. see? really, we ought to be a little extra nice to the ailing. their brain power is running full throttle through their lower extremities trying to push them up to normal, or even substandard size. it's not their fault that even the easiest of problems, and things right before their eyes, evade them. the stunted development of their lower extremities have resulted in a larger than normal reduction of brain power because of the compensatory use needed down below.

to those suffering from the debilitating disease otherwise known as 'little man syndrome'... my heart goes out to you.

Comments

Fefa

Brilliant post!

As it would be, this brilliant deduction was actually arrived at by someone with no enhancements. But hey, thanks for playing Napoleon. I guess you are just on a different playing field.

2/18/2009 11:09:46 AM #

Fefa

Bryan Peters

That comment was meant for http://feefaa.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">FeFa.  Sarah has spend top $$ to get those desired results.

2/18/2009 11:09:46 AM #

Bryan Peters

ghost

hmm.  that explains a few things.

2/18/2009 11:09:46 AM #

ghost

Thomas

Beware of April Fool's Day tomorrow, Chevy.

2/18/2009 11:09:46 AM #

Thomas

Chris Cope

No one else has said it, so I'll add the obligatory comment:

"Oh, that explains why I'm such a clear thinker."

2/18/2009 11:09:46 AM #

Chris Cope

Bryan Peters

Leave it to the all-natural big boobed blonde (say that 5 times fast) to point out other people's "inadequcies".  You're the female version of Lex the Impaler (http://www.google.com/search?q=lex+the+impaler" REL="nofollow">google him).  That's not really fair.

2/18/2009 11:09:46 AM #

Bryan Peters

Anonymous

Interesting comments and ideas from broads who have breast implants - a compensation for a lack of size in the upper extremeties. I guess all the dudes with small pee pees can get penile implants though right? Then everyone with small penises and small breasts would be on an equal playing field. Artificially enhanced.

2/18/2009 11:09:46 AM #

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Spicy Vixen

Since you are doing re-posts, how about one of your first articles you wrote for Envy's "Who's that Lady?"

The one about dating. That was a great one.

2/18/2009 11:09:46 AM #

Spicy Vixen

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Do you accept guest posts? I would love to write couple articles here.
I was wondering what is up with that weird gravatar??? I know 5am is early and I'm not looking my best at that hour, but I hope I don't look like this!

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