as opposed to just spam. it definitely deserves a 'the' in front of it.
ever check out your spam folder? you know, out of curiousity... trying to
find overseas vicodin dealers make sure no important emails were sent there?
i have listed a few that were sent to my gmail account. i would like to provide links, in case you are, indeed, interested in the services these companies provide, but i'd hate to invite a virus into my machine. i am certain i am being overly cautious, because from looks of it, these are upstanding, reputable companies that no doubt deserve our trust.
from: dorothy farris
subject: how to multiply cum
the first spam email and already i'm censoring it. i am unable to post the contents of the message, as they have used words like 'rod' and 'hump'. and those were the g-rated words. the context in which these words were used are unfortunately, is where i draw the line.
said line is, for the record, usually very low. what can i say, i'll say anything for a laugh. let's just say the jist of the message is as such: "take our pill and you are sure to experience a closeness with your beloved that you will never forget. it will be magical and jovial."
and can i just ask, WHY would i want to
multiply cum? from my experience, we already have enough on our hands, and the world could definitely use less of this substance. and more sour cream.
from: drug rehab
subject: help a friend get clean with drug rehab
why on EARTH would i want to do that? in fact, if my friends have drugs, they'd better be sharing. maybe i'd rather just give my drug-hoarding friend a knuckle-sandwich - got any tips on that??!!
from: wilton baxter
subject: be full of energy and fill your partner with it
this sounds like date rape to me. i don't want Bryan to have it, and i
definitely don't want to be filled with it. whatever "it" is. unless "it" means the cream inside oreos, in which case, forget what i said and fill me with it. NOW.
from: michael v.
subject: i found you a new job during this economic crisis
body: Michael Vincent here, and yes I wanted to let you in on a very special money making secret of mine. First of all, I used to work a very bad paying job and I could hardly pay my bills. I was feeling really sad and down. It was at this point where I was looking for any way possible to make money. Luckily, a guy named Jason came to my call. Jason was already rich with a huge mansion and tennis court. I asked him if what he did to make money was legal. Jason excitingly answered yes, and if I can make money then you can too. Jason didn't feel bad for me, he doesn't like handouts. Jason taught me how to not only how to make money but how to make life more relaxing by working smarter instead of harder. I asked Jason to help me create a website that would help others in the same type of situation make money. Below I would like you to check it out.
hey Michael, i hate to break it to you, but sounds like Jason wants you to toss his salad. hope that tennis court was worth it.
from: Surveyoffer
subject: Peters Paid Panel
say that 10 times fast. betcha can't.
from: Eliseo Carlisle
subject: Satisfy her dreams immediately
this must be a link to Taco Bell, reality tv and a massage.
from: Roseanne Rouse
subject: Small Pen Is
small pen is
what?? this chick must have hit 'send' before she finished her sentence. i wish i knew what the small pen was though.