i'm pretty fired up as of late. not about my usual stuff, like how we're out of coke zero at work, or how last week's spray tan is fading, giving me that oh-so-desirable leper look i was going for.

no, i'm talking about bigger issues... politics, morality, where our country is headed, kim kardashian's badonkadonk...

pageantgate 2009.

i am SHOCKED at the negativity miss california received for answering a question not only true to her own beliefs, but one that agrees with the majority of our country! for the miss usa pageant to allow a judge to impart his own political agenda, and to publicly distance themselves from this poor woman is ridiculous. and did liberal hollywood forget that obama is also against gay marriage?

tea parties.

i went, and really enjoyed it. it was a healthy, calm and peaceful protest, unlike you'd ever see from the left. janeane garofalo stopped hugging a tree long enough to take to the airwaves and call everyone that went to a tea party a racist redneck, insisting this is only about our President being black. this really annoyed me, until i realized that i am cute and have big boobs, and she's an angry brunette that shops at whole foods. i win.
and thankfully lou dobbs said it all for me. without using the word 'boobs'. i won't hold that against him.

speidi wedding.

i can't believe they're actually getting married. what does obama have to say about this? can't he issue an executive order to stop this from happening? doesn't she know what a scumbucket he is? what is a scumbucket exactly? i would presume it's a bucket o' scum, but maybe it's an actual thing? like when my ski instructor told me the snow on the side of the groomed paths was crud snow, and i thought he was trying to be funny, but it is ACTUALLY called crud snow? why am i still using question marks?

i need a nap.